9 p.m.
CBS: “NCIS: Los Angeles” rerun (12.3 million, 7.9/12)
NBC: “The Biggest Loser” (11.3 million, 6.5/10)
FOX: “Human Target” rerun (9.2 million, 5.3/8)
ABC: “Scrubs” (3.3 million, 2.2/3)/”Better Off Ted” (3.2 million, 2.1/3)
The CW: “Melrose Place” rerun (654,000, 0.5/1)
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SAM: How long have we been working together, G?
G: Two years.
SAM: Three. Next month. And the longest you ever had the same partner, was?
G: Your point?
SAM: Point is. We complement each other, because I’m natural…
G: I’m natural and you’re made. I get it.
SAM: No, no. I’m the natural operator.
G: Well. If you’re natural, I’m supernatural.
SAM: That doesn’t even make sense.
G: Is this an argument?
SAM: No. It’s a difference of opinion. I happen to be right and you happen to be wrong.
G: Which makes it an argument. And for the record. I’m right. You’re wrong.
SAM: Operators are made and not born, G. Skills can be taught.
G: Mh. What was that guys name? Swishman? Fishman?
SAM: Swisher.
G: Swisher.
SAM: Chuck Swisher.
G: Chuck Swisher. Used to sit and study the OPs manual in the UC van, knew the regulation book backwards and forwards. Terrible operator.
SAM: Yeah. He used to overcompensate for his lack of undercover skill by knowing everything about surveillance. But that doesn’t make him a bad agent. Teachers learn to be teachers. Cops learn to be cops.
G: And somebody taught Lebron how to dunk from the free throw line?
SAM: Seals learn to be seals, G.
G: Yeah. Oh, that’s right. You couldn’t swim when you enlisted, could you? How long did they let you wear the floaties? I would take a lazy natural operator over an all night studier any day of the week.
SAM: It’s too late. I already did it.
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